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my entire philosophy on life can be boiled down to the phrase "I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"

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September 16th
15:21
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megamissingno:

  • why fight for a porn ban when you could fight for porn reform

outofcontextdnd:

DM: The Dragon awakens.

Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

sn0ttylexiss:

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

This!

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

itrunsdoom:

The Kinect? Yeah, you can control Doom with it.

This cheeky piece of code uses Microsoft’s much-maligned motion sensor and the FAAST library to effectively turn a players entire body into a big sweaty, hairy game controller controller. Combine this with a SNES emulator and a Doom ROM and you have a fun, if not especially effective, means of combatting the dead and flailing in front of your computer while nobody’s watching (or while everyone’s watching).

Thanks to valereth for submitting this!

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one in austria just before class started?

or did she get the cup online or somewhere, made coffee at home and brought it here in that cup?

it wasn’t even one of those fancy cups, it was the cardboard one

i need answers