20-something, polyamorous, ENTJ, east coast, bored

my entire philosophy on life can be boiled down to the phrase "I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"

don't ask about my genitals unless you intend to play with them

however you can feel free to ask about my skype
May 21st
14:08
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captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

malformalady:

A rundown shepherd’s cottage which has stood empty for 60 years and is almost completely covered in ivy - has gone on the market for £39,000. The property is so overgrown with plants that it is almost completely hidden against the picturesque countryside around it in the Wye Valley on the Welsh border.

malformalady:

A rundown shepherd’s cottage which has stood empty for 60 years and is almost completely covered in ivy - has gone on the market for £39,000. The property is so overgrown with plants that it is almost completely hidden against the picturesque countryside around it in the Wye Valley on the Welsh border.

circletines:

okay so at my school we did a play and the director was this man who everyone assumed to be homosexual but no one was sure but then one day some kid was talking about something and he said “that’s so gay” as to which my director yelled “THERES ONLY ONE GAY THING IN THIS ROOM SWEETHEART” 

howtoskinatiger:

Near the shores in the city of Van, a cat and a fox are often seen playing together. A local said he first saw them together when they shared some left over fish from a fisherman. The pair soon began to play together and it has now been over a year since they began this unlikely alliance.


One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

emissary-of-wind:

My dash sure knows how to have fun

emissary-of-wind:

My dash sure knows how to have fun

thefellowshipofthetwerk:

Are we human
Or are we old sport

connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school 

wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and

actual logo:

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powerpoint:

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