theodorepython.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

my entire philosophy on life can be boiled down to the phrase "I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"

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October 1st
00:48
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purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

September 30th
23:13
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neutroisenjolras:

do u ever start to do a thing that is Stereotypically Mentally Ill (i.e. rocking, crying n muttering and doing Weird movements) and u feel like u r Faking it to seem mentally ill. even tho its completely involuntary and u r alone so thers no one to fake to except urself

goodolmoon:

rider-waite:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

the world is a beautiful place after all

meatball

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

jerkidiot:

huften-lugen-nicht:

jerkidiot:

my brother was giving me a ride home from the neighbors and I wasn’t paying attention and when I looked up, I was over the garden which had been filled with rain long story short: I HATE my brother

do u regularly ride in bulldozers

yes

jerkidiot:

huften-lugen-nicht:

jerkidiot:

my brother was giving me a ride home from the neighbors and I wasn’t paying attention and when I looked up, I was over the garden which had been filled with rain
long story short: I HATE my brother

do u regularly ride in bulldozers

yes