Seamus, group tank: Alright, game plan. I’ll cut this plane in half with my chainsaw, and Steve, you cast ‘walk on air’ on us and we’ll walk down the air!
Roxanne, vampire slayer bassist: Uh, there’s parachutes-
Seamus: (Begins cutting at the plane) NO TIME FOR LOGIC!!
-Our GURPS group after we couldn’t land a plane
sometimes i like to think about robots and AIs playing silly overdone tricks because they learned that they are intended to be “humorous” and “humorous” is a good feeling for humans, correct?
like a robot sneaking up behind a human and startling them by touching the back of their neck with cold metal hands
or a cell phone AI who changes all their human’s contact names to binary as a prank
a tiny robot diligently working all night while their human is asleep to set up tons of plastic cups all over the floor surrounding their bed
robots and AIs who don’t understand why their human is groaning at this because they’ve taken all the steps required to execute this “prank” action; human why are you not exhibiting the proper reaction which is laughter because this is hilarious
i have a ton of cute girly things i no longer want, and i’d love for them to find some happy homes with some girls who need them!
everything is in good condition, and some items are brand new. clothes are all of varying sizes, which i will specify under…