theodorepython.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

my entire philosophy on life can be boiled down to the phrase "I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"

he/him/his

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feel free to ask for my skype
April 17th
12:45
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sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

sugarysymbiote:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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THAT SLAP THO.

11:40
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IMPALE: A beerlike drink created by mischievous fairies.

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

THIS ENDED IN 2012

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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nerdjpg:

me x you = gay²

"The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday."
—  Unknown   (via intensional)
qualityhabit:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

adventuresofbuckybear:


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the 。*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*。. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

If I do not see someone cosplay this at NYCC I will be veeeeerrrrry disappointed!

If somebody cosplays this, I better be sent pictures because OMG

ada-adorable, I feel like you would like this. 

qualityhabit:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

adventuresofbuckybear:

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

If I do not see someone cosplay this at NYCC I will be veeeeerrrrry disappointed!

If somebody cosplays this, I better be sent pictures because OMG

ada-adorable, I feel like you would like this. 

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

April 16th
23:42
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starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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