theodorepython.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

my entire philosophy on life can be boiled down to the phrase "I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"

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December 5th
22:43
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outlaw-monarch:

theodorepython:

lordgrumpy:

adamusprime:

you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet

at a friend’s house

During a fancy party.

And that’s the only bathroom.

And there’s a line.

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