theodorepython.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

my entire philosophy on life can be boiled down to the phrase "I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"

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July 19th
11:59
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knowyourmeme:

Of course.
KYMdb - Ancient Aliens

knowyourmeme:

Of course.

KYMdb - Ancient Aliens

April 18th
21:45

On Alien Languages in Fiction:

Some time ago, I read an article that mentioned the fact all the aliens in Mass Effect speak perfect English with pleasant accents. This is not the only example, this sort of thing happens in a lot of fiction involving multiple alien races. Listing them all here is unnecessary, the only reason I mention Mass Effect in particular is because it is the example I was given.

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January 8th
12:00
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discoverynews:

The Ways Aliens Might Find Us

Humans may not yet have encountered life outside of our planet, but many scientists see it as an inevitability. In 1960, astronomer Frank Drake came up with the now eponymous equation which provided an estimate of the number of civilizations in our galaxy.

Although scientists continue to debate the application of his formula as well as alternatives, Drake’s own solution to the equation is 10,000 civilizations, suggesting intelligent, technologically advanced life outside our planet is common.

How these different civilizations, including our own, find each other is an important question for anyone here on Earth looking for extraterrestrials. Here’s a look at how aliens might stumble upon our planet — and how we might actually spot them first.

November 20th
17:11
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Triangle-headed alien body found mummified in Peru, because it totally is an alien you guys

iheartchaos:

Website RPP is claiming that Renato Davila Riquelme, an anthropologist working at the Privado Ritos Andinos museum in Cusco, has discovered remains of something that isn’t human. Measuring at 20 inches tall, the tiny remains were originally believed to be that of a child, but Spanish and Russian doctors disagree.

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March 21st
23:32

http://www.anchorpointessays.com/

A series of (incredibly comprehensive) essays concerning Xenomorphs.

Ye gods, it is amazing.